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Old 01-06-2004, 03:59 PM   #1
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Talking Cooking Contest [Must see]

As long as we're sitting here watching trees grow while we wait for the WoW-ly Grail, let's get a contest going:

HEAR YEE... HEAR YEE...

WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST ORIGINAL AND FUNNY COOKING RECIPE INVOLVING RACES OF THE OPPOSITE FACTION?

... Frozen Gnome-on-a-stick with chocolate flavoured coating
... Roasted Tauren beef with tomatoes and onions
... Krispy Elvish ears with anti-magig soup
... Ogre-butt sausages served with Inferno Ketchup

You can detail the cooking procedure as well

HAVE FUN !!!
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:17 PM   #2
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HEY WANA KNOW MY COOKING THING SO LETS DO THIS A GREAT SOUP OF CENTAUR BEARD!!!!!!!!! IN CREDIBLE IDEA THOSE ARE THE INGREDIENT:

1 K OF CENTAUR BEARD
2 L OF PURE WATER
AND PUT THE FINISH INGREDIENT A DRAGO SCALE ALL DESTROY WITH A LITTLE HAMMER, BUT NOT A NORMAL HAMMER TAKE THE ONE OF A DWARF

COOK THIS 23 DAYS IN A HEART OF MATURE DRAGON ( no baby they are not enought big) AND AFTER THIS TIME YOU PUT IT ICE FOR 1 HOUR TO DO IT MORWE GOOD


P.S. if you want to do this more good, take the beard of a brown centaur
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:24 PM   #3
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hey, can we lay off the bold and CAPS LOCK a little bit? I don't mind these things when they make posts easier to read, but when used excessively they actually make the post harder to read.

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Old 01-06-2004, 06:25 PM   #4
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Gnome Stew:
-3 pints Gnome blood
-1 diced Gnome
-dash of ground Dwarf beard
-1 potion of mana
-1 Human heart

Beat the Gnome blood with the human heart until fully mixed. Mix in diced gnome and ground dwarf. Evenly add mana potion and let sit for 2 hours. After the 2 hours cook at 350 degrees for 2 hours. Enjoy .
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:33 PM   #5
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i like eating my gnomes whole
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:41 PM   #6
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I have to say you do show some imagination for a 1st time poster.

Here's another one from Chèf Mithras:

Take one squeeling pinky DWARF [sorry guys but you make for such a good list of ingredients that it woud be a shame to leave you in peace]
Use a can-opener to peel-off his armor, then shave the bloody creature once and for all.
Beat... I ment "massage" him with a solid club to make the fillè as tender as possibe [take as much time as you like with this operation]
Then squeeze him until his eye-balls pop out and throw him in the oven along with some carrots and an apple. [make shure not to overcook him]
And after a couple of hours...

Voilà... "Roasted Dwarf avèc vegetable salad"

You didn't throw away the eye-balls I hope... 'cause you'll serve those in a glass of Martini.

Chèf Mithras wishes all you hungry ogres and trolls: BON APETIT !
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:42 PM   #7
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Horde Macaroni and Cheese:
-3 pints of cheese made from Tauren milk
-Tauren milk
-Some macaroni
-Undead Warlock ground to a fine pepperlike powder
-And a nice pair of troll skulls to cook with

Pour the 3 pints of Tauren cheese into one of the pots with the Tauren milk. Let that simmer intil it becomes a nice hot white cheese sauce. Put the Macaroni in the other pot with water and let it absorb the water till soft. Then put the Undead warlok pepper (should be peppery enogh with the 11 different herbs and spices of Warlok grime ontop of even more vile Undead grime) in the cheese sauce. Then pour the cheese sauce into the pot with the Macaroni let that heat for a while then your done. Serve it up and they'll be beggin for the recipe.
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Old 01-06-2004, 06:43 PM   #8
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Hummmm Rotworm stew

Lets see if I can remember the recipt

1 Rotworm
1 bottle of wine
1 mushroom
recipt

Ok, for extra points, what game did this come from?
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Old 01-06-2004, 07:25 PM   #9
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Recipe for Orcishly Good Pie(adapted from Richard Simmons):
2 orcs dead or alive(scream louder when alive)
1 wing of wyvern, stuffed with poison
Pie crust--can be bought from any dwarf-mart(get with lich filling, not bone-n'-berry, pref. high calorie)
2 troll-skull-cups(in extra large) of Tauren horn sprinkles
1 dragon egg, DO NOT TAKE OFF THE SHELL
2 pounds of troll meatballs

Mix all ingredients into tauren-hide bowl in the previous order. Bake at 450 degrees (precook the egg and the orcs together in boiling water for 10 minutes) until the sprinkles grow mold and the orc's bones rise to the surface(and turn dark blue). Served by the almighty dwarves to orcish clan cold while laughing at their faces. Then run. Fast.
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Old 01-06-2004, 07:34 PM   #10
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Ok, for extra points, what game did this come from?
Ultima Underworld I or II, I think?
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